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Quotes from DOCTOR WHO


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The Doctor displays a surreal sense of humour about his predicament: “We’re either inside the doll’s house or this is a refuge for dirty posh people who eat wooden food. Or termites. Giant termites trying to get on the property ladder.”

(The Doctor unsuccessfully attempting to explain the nature of the time space continuum)

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.

Companion: Started well, that sentence. 

The Doctor: [on video] It got away from me, yeah. Companion(Bewildered): OK that was weird, you're talking like you can hear me. The Doctor: [on video] Well I can hear you. Companion(freaked out): [turns off TV] OK, that's enough of that! 

(The Doctor explains one of his many gadgets to a companion)

Tracked you down with this. This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at 30 paces, whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow.

The Doctor(on being asked what the hurry is):Yeah, listen, listen, got to dash... things happening. Well... four things. Well... four things and a lizard.

The Doctor: [on the DVD, pointing at the screen] I've got a copy of the finished transcript, it's on my autocue. 

Companion: How can you have a copy of the finished transcript? It's still being written! The Doctor: [on the DVD] I told you, I'm a time traveller - I got it in the future! Companion(thoroughly confused): Okay, let me get my head around this. You're reading aloud from a transcript of a conversation you're still having? The Doctor: [on the DVD, waving his hands dismissively] Oh, wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... Companion: Actually, never mind that.

Male Companion: [starting the DVD extra] And there he is. 

Female Companion: The Doctor. Female Companion: Who's the Doctor? Male Companion: He's the Doctor. The Doctor(on video): Yep, that's me. Female Companion: OK, that was scary. Male Companion: No, it sounds like he's replying but he always says that. The Doctor(on video): Yes I do. Male Companion: And that. The Doctor(on video): Yup. And this. Female Companion: He can hear us. Oh my gosh you can really hear us! Male Companion: Of course he can't hear us. Look. "Yup, that's me." "Yes I do." "Yup. And this." Next is: Male Companion,The Doctor(on video): "Are you gonna read out the whole thing?" Male Companion: Sorry. 

The Doctor(attempting to explain an obscure illness):That's what it's called. Pantophobia. Not fear of pants though, if that's what you're thinking. It's the fear of everything. Including pants, I suppose. In that case... Sorry. go on.

Worried Dad: Maybe it was things on telly. You know? 

The Doctor not listening: Right.Worried Dad: Scary stuff. Getting under his skin. Frightening him.The Doctor: Mm hm.Worried Dad: So we stopped letting him watch.The Doctor: Oh, you don't want to do that.

The Doctor(explaining his new headgear): I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

The Doctor(on being confronted by his age old enemy):Yes. Ok, ok, ok, ok. Dalek Fleet. Minimum, 12,000 battleships, armed to the teeth. Aaaaaaaaah! But we've got suprise on our side! They'll never expect three people to attack 12,000 Dalek battleships. Cos we'd be killed instantly. So it would be a fairly short suprise. Forget suprise.

The Doctor(after regenerating): Legs! I've still got legs. [kisses one of them.] Good. Arms, hands. Ooh, fingers. Lots of fingers. Ears? Yes. Eyes: two. Nose... eh, I've had worse. Chin - blimey! Hair... [notes length.] I'm a girl! [checks Adam's apple.] No! No! I'm not a girl! [pulls a lock of his hair in front of his eyes and looks at it, agitated] And still not ginger! There's something else. Something... important, I'm... [taps head.] I'm-I'm...
[The whole console room shakes.]
The Doctor: [ecstatic.] Ha-ha! Crashing!




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